Hi dear blogger! I am back bichhhezz! It's been a while since i last blogged, but worry not since there is a great reason for this (totally). This reason is that i have become a full time Leif Monk (shitty hour pay but it works!). Yes i have finally succeeded with my life long goal of becoming a monk. If you're new to the religion of Leif and don't know the meaning of being a Leif monk i understand so i will do my best in trying to explain in a quite short text.
The basic rules of being a Leif monk is first of all you must be a true beliver in Leif (of course!). Then you must where the official Leif uniform (putting a pillow under your shirt to resemble the great Leif GW!) atleast 377 days of the year. Then finally you must pray the the official prayer:
In a day i will sing
Right before my phone will ring
Leif will whisper in my ear
But what he says i will not quite hear
this since he is whispering
Oh shit i got really high ping!
That is as i said the official Leif prayer, and those are te three basic rules of a fulltime Leif monk. And also i have been to Bahamas!
Bahamas was great, i swam with dolphins, went waterskiing, ate on nice resturants and last but not least i chilled at the hotel. Really nice hotel, all inclusive, three pool, jacuzzi, spa and great service. Really loved it. Thanks for reading and see you soon.
Ps. The salsa there is AMAZING!
Stay safe, and rmember Leif!